He is the best.
You have to believe it.
It's a fact.
It's logic.
Sarcasm aside, Eli Porter's punchlines were on point. What we praise as free-styling to day is more of memorized lines put together like a puzzle on the spot. When you truly attempt to spit off the dome, you really sound like Eli; or rather you should hope you do instead of "never with the gat, I run up on them strap.."
wha?
Blasphemy.
Eli is the best. He told you that. You don't believe us.... it's proven below.
1. That's like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower.
2. Look at this dude need to stay in the shade, I don't know why he came out, he already in the gay parade...
3.Eli is so far ahead of his time that his first line was "tell me who's next".
4. Look at how excited is during the intro to the track before Envy's verse and Eli's second chance.
5. Called Envy a homo with Marv-O standing right there.........
squeezed behind J Dub.......
rubbing and caressing his shoulders.......
You know on an even more serious tip ( because the thoughts and views expressed in this blog entry are serious), if you appreciate the benefactors of the "crank that" genre of popular music because of their kindergarden fat Crayola writing, appreciate a hot 16 Eli Porter off the dome.
Because he "deeed it".... and nothing more.
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Everyone’s heard of Hip Hop, Rap and Freestyle.. The list of rap artists goes on from the legends such as Tupac and Biggie to the recent A-listers, a la 50Cent, Akon and Lil’ Wayne. But emerging from the rubble is what the internet is calling the largest thing to hit Hip Hop since Fat Man Scoop. He literally, ‘Did it’ and he told you that. His name is Eli Porter… and he’s the best maynee. Eli Porter’s career started on the Iron Mic in 2003 when he laid down a 2-1 judge vote ass whooping on the up and coming Envy. Some say the final blow, was when Eli stated that Envy was, ‘like Rosie O Donall at a bisexual bridal shower’.
Eli has a fan base of millions and continues to come up with new hits, such as, ‘cat on the grill’ and ‘best mayne’. Check out Eli and you will see how he really, ‘deed it’ and that he truly is the ‘best mayne’. Cmon, don’t be in the ‘ gay parade!!’
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ - Eli’s debut rhyme time presented by the infamous Marv.
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